A holiday fruitcake has successfully changed hands every Christmas season for a century. The centennial confectionery’s life started in 1916, when it was originally baked in a small shop in Claxton, Georgia. It was first donated to a family in need who looked at the cake and thought it would[…]
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Emergency rooms across the nation are prepping to treat the onslaught of potentially life-threatening wounds received from opening holiday related plastic packaging.
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A Gingerbread family is suing the E-Z Bake Housing Company for knowingly including structurally compromised panels and building materials in their pre-fabricated home.
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A committed and entrenched religious group of snowmen involved in a cult with doomsday prophecies, Heaven’s Snowflake, followed through on their decision to take their own lives.
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The top Republican on the House Intelligence Committee looked at himself through his own actions and admitted that something must be done about it.
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Sex hungry Congressmen realize that recent law passage makes it harder for them to find a little side action.
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FORT LAUDERDALE, FL – A Grandmother planning a trip to see her Grandkids is currently training to hustle them out of everything they own. 82-year-old Agatha Barns has been training around the clock for the last six months, determined to destroy the card playing morale of her precious gene related[…]
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SALT LAKE CITY, UT – An area woman who has killed hundreds of previous house plants revealed that she is ready to try again. The woman, admitting that she doesn’t have the greenest of thumbs, felt that she would have a better handle on plant care despite her gruesome history.[…]
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A sports almanac found during the FBI’s raid on Trump’s longtime lawyer suggests that the source of Trump’s wealth could have come from alternative investment avenues.
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With a spectacular win against No. 1 Virginia, UMBC Head Coach Ryan Odom looks to be selective with how he’ll disperse his last two wishes.
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NEW YORK, NY – Even though they walk, talk, and resemble people, recent studies have shown that most cast members for the Real Housewives reality show are only 40 percent human. Researchers conducted the study to shine light on the genetic makeup of patients with massive amounts of internal cosmetic[…]
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Reeling from the mass bankruptcy of Toys’R’Us stores across the country, Geoffrey Giraffe pours his heart and soul into an alternative artistic outlet.
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The Ford Motor Company was forced to recall thousands of trucks after an embarrassing mislabeling of their 2018 line of F-150 Raptors went unchecked.
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WASHINGTON, DC – A calm and patient tech support agent spent ten hours over two days attempting to decode and solve questions that customers had with his software.
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A recent study conducted on the effects of superfoods concluded that your regulatory system will never be the same again.
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