A holiday fruitcake has successfully changed hands every Christmas season for a century. The centennial confectionery’s life started in 1916, when it was originally baked in a small shop in Claxton, Georgia. It was first donated to a family in need who looked at the cake and thought it would[…]
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A committed and entrenched religious group of snowmen involved in a cult with doomsday prophecies, Heaven’s Snowflake, followed through on their decision to take their own lives.
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In an early morning tweetstorm, the President shares what are believed to be unauthenticated videos of an emerging squirrel army. The press secretary reminds us that they should be taken seriously.
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A neighborhood man, who hates yard labor, is still patiently waiting for Mother Nature to work her magic.
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A suburb in New Hampshire was in chaos today as the Harrison family has yet to dispose of their Halloween pumpkin.
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An increase to Twitter’s character limit meant to clarify the meaning of posts might actually damage the reputations of users beyond repair.
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According to a spokesperson from the Environmental Protection Agency, the recent budget cuts and slimming of the agencies competent personale is a calculated move to entice additional domestic tourism.
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The President’s highly decorated, experienced, and overworked spell checker suddenly resigned last night which leaves a gaping hole in the administration’s ability to stay on message in anything resembling a clear and concise thought.
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Life in the Solar System can be rough, unforgiving, and relentless. But the ninth rock from the sun, Pluto, gives valuable insight and advice on how to face adversity, even in the face of scientific demotion.
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An Australian couple’s relaxing weekend getaway turned into a five year fight for survival after being mislead by Apple Maps in their iOS 6 phones.
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