Exclusive: First Pictures of Invisible F-35 That Wins Every Time
The National Quandary has obtained secret, never before seen photos of the USAF’s newest invisible high-tech tool in the fight against terrorism.
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DHS Warns About Undocumented Hand Turkey Influx
Most legislators believe that the DREAMPT Act (Development, Relief, and Education for Alien Minors of Paper Turkey’s Act) would play a key role in assimilating undocumented hand turkeys.
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Society Initiates Unprecedented Cleanup Of Toxic Masculinity
In a long overdue maneuver, society has begun the difficult process of cleaning up the cultural construction of manhood.
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Trees Arrested For Indecent Exposure
A grove of trees, long rumored to be connected to a wide reaching and national sex ring, were arrested for indecent exposure.
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NASA Taps Marijuana Engineers For Space Exploration
In a move to attract top level talent for future missions, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration is actively pursuing creative forces from an unlikely source, the marijuana industry.
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Your Coworker Figures Out How Links Work
The daily life of your coworker was pleasantly enhanced after finding out that internet links can transport you to new and exciting digital based destinations.
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Self Driving Truck Leaves Country Singer
NASHVILLE, TN – A Country singer, who was a few weeks into a twenty-five date tour, was left stranded by his self-driving truck after the vehicle reportedly had “had enough”. Jesse Walkerman, otherwise known as the Singing Dustbin to his adoring fans, was on the road to promote his new[…]
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Fox News Host Accused Of Respecting Women
Widespread reports throughout the mainstream media are abuzz with new revelations that embattled entertainment station, Fox News, has recently employed an anchor who apparently respects women.
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LA Dodgers Successfully Avoid Meeting The President
Members of the Los Angeles Dodgers baseball club find solace in their Game 7 World Series loss to the Houston Astros.
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Jared Kushner FBI Focus For Russian Back Tunnel
The President’s Secretary of Everything, Jared Kushner, has fallen under closer FBI observation after new developments have uncovered the existence of a secret back tunnel to Russia intended to circumvent U.S. intelligence.
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