The National Quandary

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Exclusive: First Pictures of Invisible F-35 That Wins Every Time

Airplane hanger containing invisible jet

The National Quandary has obtained secret, never before seen photos of the USAF’s newest high-tech tool in the fight against terrorism.

The new fighter, which was criticized for going way over budget and plagued by development problems, is not only undetectable to radar and other sensors, but completely invisible to the naked eye.

Designers had collaborated with reclusive superhero, Wonder Woman, for construction of the new supersonic fighter whose stealth technology has been vital to development. Armchair Generals predict that the F-35 should perform as well in dogfights as they do in the movies.

President Trump, who has kept knowledge of the fighter close to the hip, had this to say about the new winning weapon:

“Amazing job … so amazing we are ordering hundreds of millions of dollars of new planes for the Air Force, especially the F-35. You like the F-35? … you can’t see it. You literally can’t see it. It’s hard to fight a plane you can’t see. That’s an expensive plane you can’t see. As you heard, we cut the price very substantially. Something that other administrations would never have done — that I can tell you. They said, ‘Well, it wins every time because the enemy cannot see it, even if it’s right next to it’. Nobody has the equipment that we have. And it’s sad when we’re selling our equipment to other countries but we’re not buying it ourselves. But now that’s all changed. And I said, the stuff that we have is always a little bit better too. When we sell to other countries, even if they’re allies you never know about an ally. An ally can turn. You’re going to find that out. But I always say make lives a little bit better. Give it that extra speed, a little bit — keep a little bit — keep about 10 per cent in the bag … nobody has what with we have.”

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